you are going to love this......................
SARDAR & HIS WIFE GOING 2 CITY IN AUTO....
DRIVER ADJUSTED MIRROR..
SARDARJI SHOUTED U R SEEING MY WIFE...
GO & SIT BACK I WILL DRIVE THE AUTO...
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1 SARDAR PURI LIFE ONLY 1 THING SOCHTE SOCHTE MAR GAYA
KI MERE TO 2 BROTHERS HAI
PHIR MERI SISTER KE 3 BROTHERS KAISE
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SARDAR APNI SISTER KE SAATH BIKE PE JA RAHA THA.
BOY: OH! PAAJI GIRLFRIEND K SAATH KAHA JA RAHE HO
SARDAR: OYE ! GIRLFRIEND HOGI TERI MERI TO SISTER HAI.
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WHAT IS THE SIMILARITY BETWEEN A SARDAR & A DONKEY
BOTH MOVES TOWARDS THE ROAD TRANSPORT AS THEY GROW UP
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1ST SARDAR : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!
2ND SARDAR: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.
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SARDAR AAJ MAINE PAANI KO ULLU BANAYA
2ND SARDAR: wo kaise?
1ST SARDAR: aaj maine nahane k liye paani garm kiya aur thande se naha liya.
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Sardar declares: . . . I will never marry in my life&. . .
. . . I'll give same advice to my children also. . . . .
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SARDAR talking on cell.
2ND SARDAR: kis se baat kar raho ho.
1ST: biwi se.....
2ND: itne... pyar se....?
1ST: tumhari hai. . .
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SARDAR- yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya dun ?
2ND- Gold ring de de
1ST- koi badi cheez bata
2ND - M.R.F ka tyre de de. .
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A donkey kicked sardar & ran away
sardar ran to catch the donkey.
He saw a zebra & started beating it & said 'SALA Tracksuit
pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'.
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A Sardar sees a beautiful girl . He goes and kises her . The girl shouts and says
what r u doing.
Sardar says B COM from KHALSA college.
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sardar: yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai,
friend: acha wo kaise?
Yar kal me ghar aya to wo bath tub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!
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sardar: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.
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Yamraj took a sardar on tour to hell. There he saw gandhi dancing with Bipasha.
He asked:gandhi de saza ini mazedar kyon?
yamraj: saza ta Bipasha nu diti hai..
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teacher: make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times
sardar: lara dutta marries brian lara and she becomes lara lara
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how can u identify a sardar in a classroom?
try
try
think....
very simple
just see
who is erasing notes when teacher is erasing blackboard
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Lect: write a note on Gandhi jayanti..??
So..santa writes "Gandhi was a great man but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti..
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Santa went to mysore palace.
Tourist guide - santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan's chair
Santa - oye dont worry yaar i'll get up when he comes back.!!..
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Santa:banta yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?
Banta: oye tenu eh v nhi pata Santa. dear jab auto main koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to usse kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI.
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Banta: you cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to you.
Santa: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio!
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Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
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What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.
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Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!
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Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda.
Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."
By : Palak Maheshwari
IV Sem
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