SARDARTIONARY

> What does Sardarji do after taking photocopies?

> He compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.

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> What does Sardarji do when he has one white sheet and wants an extra sheet?

> He makes a photocopy of the white sheet.

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> Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie?

> Because below 18 was not allowed.

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> What do you do when Sardarji throws a hand grenade atyou?

> Pull the pin and throw it back.

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> What do you do when Sardarji throws a pin at you?

> Run like crazy...he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.

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> How do you make Sardarji laugh on Saturday?

> Tell him a joke on Sunday.

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> What was Sardarji doing when he held his hands tightly over his ears?

> He was trying to hold on to a thought.

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> Why does Sardarji work seven days a week?

> So you don't have to retrain him on Monday.

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> Why can't Sardarji make ice cubes?

> He always forgets the recipe.

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> How did Sardarji try to kill the bird?

> He threw it off a cliff.

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> What do you call 10 Sardars standing ear to ear?

> A wind tunnel.

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> What do you call a Sardar who drinks only beer?

> Just-beer Singh. (Silent t)

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> What do you call a Sardar who has only one drink?

> Just-one Singh. (Silent t)

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> Why does Sardarji always smile when a lightning blazes?

> He thinks his picture is being shot.

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> Why does Sardarji have TGIF written on their shoes?

> Toes Go In First.

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> Why can't Sardarji dial 911?

> He can't find the 11 on the dial.

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> How do you get Sardarji on the roof?

> Tell him the drinks are on the house.

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> "Oh, look at the dead bird."

> Sardarji looked skyward and asked, "Where, Where?"

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> What do smart Sardars and UFOs have in common?

> You always hear about them but you never see them

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> Sardarji is filling up a job application. He promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc.Then came the column SALARY EXPECTED. After much thought he writes: Yes.

Contributed By :

PIYUSH SHRIVASTAVA,

IV SEM