Monday, April 23, 2007

CATEGORY : PERSONALITY – We do weird Thinks

New Definitions

Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.

Divorce : Future tense of marriage.

Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecture to the notes of the students without passing through “the minds of either”.

Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise : The art of diving a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills and kills you with his bills.

Politician : One who shakes your hand before election and your confidence after.

Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Criminal : A guy no different from the rest……….except that he got caught.

Father : A Banker provided by nature.

Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Classic : A book which people praise , but do not read.

Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

CONTRIBUTED BY :

MOHIT MADAN

EC 4TH SEM