New Definitions
Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.
Divorce : Future tense of marriage.
Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecture to the notes of the students without passing through “the minds of either”.
Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise : The art of diving a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills and kills you with his bills.
Politician : One who shakes your hand before election and your confidence after.
Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Criminal : A guy no different from the rest……….except that he got caught.
Father : A Banker provided by nature.
Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Classic : A book which people praise , but do not read.
Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
CONTRIBUTED BY :
MOHIT MADAN
EC 4TH SEM
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